Doping among masters athletes

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At least this isn't a problem in USMS, right? velonews.competitor.com/.../totally-amateur_408457
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  • Men can drape their top ten medals between their new found cleavage, and women can admire them while shaving their beards. No medals, but there is this: www.usms.org/.../tt_patches That's right, achieving a TT time affords you the chance to buy your own TT patch. It's the little things that get you out of bed (or motivate a doper to take PEDs)! But setting a USMS record is a HUGE step up: you get a certificate mailed to you. And you don't even need to pay for it. And the sponsorship offers just roll right in, too.
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  • Men can drape their top ten medals between their new found cleavage, and women can admire them while shaving their beards. No medals, but there is this: www.usms.org/.../tt_patches That's right, achieving a TT time affords you the chance to buy your own TT patch. It's the little things that get you out of bed (or motivate a doper to take PEDs)! But setting a USMS record is a HUGE step up: you get a certificate mailed to you. And you don't even need to pay for it. And the sponsorship offers just roll right in, too.
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