Legal ways to cheat

Enter NT for the 1650 so that you are seeded in the first and slowest heat on Friday night simply because you want to return to your hotel earlier and rest for Saturday's events.

So theoretically, you could touch with your feet, then rotate your body and touch/push off with your hands as long as they are separated and simultaneously at the touch. Would you still have to limit yourself to symmetrical (looking) movements of your arms and legs while rotating around to touch with your hands? I'm going to have to go to the pool and practice this now.:)

Stash a kickboard in your brief for extra flotation. :lolup: :banana:

Or you can remove the brief (with the kickboard inside) and fling it across the pool claiming it was you.

Stash a kickboard in your brief for extra flotation.

Use an outboard motor. Words you don't want to hear from the next lane while you're waiting behind the blocks: "You have to prime it." So be the one saying those words, not the one hearing them.

Hide near the wall at the start. Project a hologram of Nathan Adrian's 41.13 100 in your lane, hit the touchpad when the hologram ends, and pretend to be winded!

Edited For an improved hold on water with "isolated friction", never shave the palms of your hands.

Wear hand paddles. On your biceps. This is genius :applaud::D