Read 'em and Weep: Preliminary Top Ten for LCM 2011

Looks like I need to get started with the :roids:and :weightlifter:, or just forget about it and start :chug:. .......or a sex change or gender re-assignment or whatever they call it these days. Ok probably a little extreme, but there's not a lot of competition in the 35-39 females!

Would've made it if it wasn't for the dumb pool measuring rules :badday: Congrats to all that did.

In what way are they dumb? I think the differences between what constitutes a valid and invalid measurement are kinda dumb. A measurement taken in one meet by some guys with a stretchable bowed measuring tape that has a couple floaties on it is valid, but a measurement taken on day 2, 3, or 4 of a 4 day meet when the bulkheads haven't moved a millimeter isn't valid for a day 1 swim? Kinda dumb imo, but I guess its the rules so there isn't much I can do besides complain ;)

The problem is knowing for sure they haven't moved a millimeter! I suppose a stretchable tape that bows down in the middle would easily tell someone that eh? ;)

And not going to Thailand either. Good idea not using Wookiee's doc. Went a bit overboard on the hormones. Do you have a better deal somewhere else?

James, you could go on That Guy's diet plan. You would have no drag from the shoulders down, but I don't know how well you could turn or streamline off the walls with a head that big. Why do think I spend so much time working on SDK's? http://youtu.be/yYKHek8Z7zk http://youtu.be/qRmLGYSc0XQ

Good idea not using Wookiee's doc. Went a bit overboard on the hormones. Do you have a better deal somewhere else? James, you could go on That Guy's diet plan. You would have no drag from the shoulders down, but I don't know how well you could turn or streamline off the walls with a head that big.

James, you could go on That Guy's diet plan. You would have no drag from the shoulders down, but I don't know how well you could turn or streamline off the walls with a head that big. If I was to lose that much weight then I would actually be BELOW my college swimming weight, and then be considered a wimp. And I prefer my Big Macs, Chalupas, SuperSonic Doublecheeseburgers, Whoppers, plenty of soda to wash it all down, and of course, anything from the quicky marts. That's the real secret to how I swim so fast!

a wimp ...a wimp who was badly choking on water... still managed to... what's the word for it? I can't remember http://youtu.be/ezCkCSV6g10

...a wimp who was badly choking on water... still managed to... what's the word for it? I can't remember http://youtu.be/ezCkCSV6g10 I should delete that video. :bouncing: