101 uses for dead tech suits

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Thu, 27 May 2010 12:31:24 GMT

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

The Fortress — Thu, 27 May 2010 09:44:30 GMT

Ido believe that Fort's red number is due to be reanimated in an arcane ceremony at midnight on June 1st (much lawyer-ly latin involved in setting a potent curse) whereupon it will set out to haunt certain officials who have difficulty discerning correctly executed underwater dolphin kicks. Brilliant idea. Wish I'd thought of it myself. And here I've been thinking the suit was somewhat jinxed, never realizing the phantasmal uses to which it could be put ...

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

swimmerb212 — Thu, 27 May 2010 07:54:00 GMT

I should have gotten my friend to get me one of those $20 numbers at nationals, I could wear it under my bridesmaid dress in October. Cheaper than spanx!

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:38:18 GMT

I'm going to look for up and coming speedskaters that need a deal on a race suit :D

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Wed, 26 May 2010 13:40:21 GMT

all the swims on my calendar this year (i know... sounds a bit arrogant) in truth, i don't think it would be comfortable to wear a full body sausage casing for 10-12 hours. 10-12 hours would be uncomfortable with a full body suit. How is your channel training going?

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 14:08:54 GMT

What would define "real" :) all the swims on my calendar this year (i know... sounds a bit arrogant) in truth, i don't think it would be comfortable to wear a full body sausage casing for 10-12 hours.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 13:31:28 GMT

not in real OW events :afraid: What would define "real" :)

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 13:09:40 GMT

No, they are good all summer long in OW events. Yeah, I'm thinking of wearing mine in Key West since someone started a thread about all the bad crap in sunscreen, it killing coral, etc. So covering myself the best I can seems another approach.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:23:05 GMT

No, they are good all summer long in OW events. not in real OW events :afraid:

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 10:37:59 GMT

Open a dominatrix training camp. ...ah...a side line of revenue for the Mrs, Pete? For those with pre-teens...how about saving them until your kids are in HS and threatening a parent pick up wearing said suit if they continue with their attitude/behaviour...

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Elaine Krugman — Tue, 25 May 2010 10:17:39 GMT

I don't have one, but how about wearing it snorkeling or SCUBA diving for protection from jellyfish, stinging coral, and other nasties? A boring response, I know, but useful??? :blush:

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:26:13 GMT

No, they are good all summer long in OW events. OW? What's that? :D I am referring to pool events.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 08:02:16 GMT

They aren't dead yet. I'll be wearing one, or two, heck, maybe all three this weekend at the 1 mile OW gig here in Charlotte. Correct. They are put to death at the stroke of midnight on June 1. There won't be a last minute injunction from anyone to prevent the executioner from throwing the switch either.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Former Member — Tue, 25 May 2010 07:57:16 GMT

Open a dominatrix training camp. I can see Geek wanting to attend now. He would be able to get in touch with his female side while getting to wear rubber

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

swimshark — Tue, 25 May 2010 07:41:09 GMT

. For those with pre-teens...how about saving them until your kids are in HS and threatening a parent pick up wearing said suit if they continue with their attitude/behaviour... I like this idea!:applaud::applaud:

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Speedo — Tue, 25 May 2010 06:47:41 GMT

...ah...a side line of revenue for the Mrs, Pete?Good idea- I'll bring it up with all of the tact I can muster. :D

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Karen Duggan — Tue, 25 May 2010 05:25:04 GMT

They're dead for me!

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Chris Stevenson — Tue, 25 May 2010 05:24:04 GMT

Correct. They are put to death at the stroke of midnight on June 1. No, they are good all summer long in OW events.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Karen Duggan — Tue, 25 May 2010 04:05:05 GMT

Halloween costume (surfer)

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

aquageek — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:58:57 GMT

They aren't dead yet. I'll be wearing one, or two, heck, maybe all three this weekend at the 1 mile OW gig here in Charlotte.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

Speedo — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:53:49 GMT

Open a dominatrix training camp.

RE: 101 uses for dead tech suits

tjrpatt — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:43:51 GMT

stuff theses suits in the Gulf to close the oil pimp Wash rags put them in pet cages(instead of newspaper) use them for car seats use them for car sunvisors? maybe? sew together a laundry bag(but not with the delicate Jaked material)