How to protect my testicles during swimming?

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 16:26:45 GMT

Dunk them in hot wax to coat them before swimming, or any activity for that matter. They should look like strawberries dipped in chocolate, but with wax.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 16:20:10 GMT

Troll

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 13:36:41 GMT

this might not float, but it looks like pretty good protection. www.hrp.org.uk/.../Cod-piece (mp asset).jpg

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 12:36:45 GMT

1 wife, 2 testicles, 4 kids! As you guys say 'Go figure'

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

knelson — Fri, 21 May 2010 12:12:25 GMT

I know that this is a somewhat laughable question I agree. It's laughable.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Bobinator — Fri, 21 May 2010 11:52:14 GMT

I have read reports stating chlorine increases sperm count and activity 3X its normal strength!!!!! You better be careful man!!:blush:

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 11:31:46 GMT

castration

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 11:20:34 GMT

Swim in 50 degree water. That solved my embarrassing ball problem.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

ande — Fri, 21 May 2010 10:09:24 GMT

definitely an attention grabbing thread title might win title of the year there is no danger with swimming endangering your swimmers. Swim to your hearts content & find fertile ground. you reap what you sow. doubt the fda will want to test swimming as a birth control method. years ago there was a study of athletes that found swimmers to 1) have the highest self esteem, 2) be the most gregarious & 3) be the horniest of all the athletes studies. good luck with your quest

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

swoomer — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:12:56 GMT

Swim in VERY cold water????? I would presume you would have no worries!!

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

tjrpatt — Fri, 21 May 2010 09:06:50 GMT

Hi all. I know that this is a somewhat laughable question but I must still ask. I swim regularly, and I am afraid that the chlorinated water in the pool would be absorbed by my *** skin and make me infertile or something. I would appreciate any response, especially from professional swimmers! Thank you! is being infertile a bad thing? If that was the care, many guys would just sit in the pool for a hour each day until their sperm count went from active to non-existent. Mark Gangloff's office is a pool and he just had a kid. Fred Bouquest is a professional swimmer and he just became a bad.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 08:15:03 GMT

Icy Hot should offer a very good barrier of protection. All the professional swimmers use it.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2010 08:09:31 GMT

Best topic title ever.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

joshua — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:39:17 GMT

Hi all. I know that this is a somewhat laughable question but I must still ask. I swim regularly, and I am afraid that the chlorinated water in the pool would be absorbed by my *** skin and make me infertile or something. I would appreciate any response, especially from professional swimmers! Thank you! It depends if your'e circumcised or not. On a personal note, I have 4 kids myself. Never could figure out how they came out smelling of chloride.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

fatboy — Fri, 21 May 2010 04:51:03 GMT

Icy Hot should offer a very good barrier of protection. All the professional swimmers use it. This explains the SDK trend.

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pendaluft — Fri, 21 May 2010 04:22:39 GMT

Best topic title ever. I agree -- when I saw the title I assumed the answer was "modesty panel."

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

__steve__ — Fri, 21 May 2010 04:02:06 GMT

... absorbed by my *** skin and make me infertile Wish I knew this before I paid $500 in getting my fertile plumbing clipped.

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

james lucas — Fri, 21 May 2010 02:20:49 GMT

chlorinated water in the pool would be absorbed by my *** skin and make me infertile or something. Notice that he didn't, actually, say he HAS testicles. ***, sure, but no mention of testicles. I'm just say'n ...

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Rykno — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:51:16 GMT

Dunk them in hot wax to coat them before swimming, or any activity for that matter. They should look like strawberries dipped in chocolate, but with wax. and you could used different color wax to match your suit or mood ;)

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:32:50 GMT

lamination

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:33:59 GMT

Close Pin

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:26:50 GMT

duct tape

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

Former Member — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:23:23 GMT

:lmao: :bolt: I know a number of male masters swimmers with kids, so they obviously had no fertility problems. :)

RE: How to protect my testicles during swimming?

funkyfish — Thu, 20 May 2010 10:58:01 GMT

duct tape Close Pin That's just plain mean…(but funny) :D