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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/7139/worst-swim-video-ever</link><description>Let&amp;#39;s have a quick gathering of the worst swim videos (you can search on YouTube, etc) that you can find out there on the internet! This should give all of us a couple of good laughs!
 
Here is my pick:
 
 www.youtube.com/watch</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108658?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:57:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f755f067-f9dd-405d-a58b-c543a6566392</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>False starts were a very important strategy that I have used several times. In the old days we were allowed two.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108533?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:49:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:b620f956-b839-415e-a0cb-3fdf803dbbb9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Another false start video.  I guess this guy was just very excited.

&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC_v_WI5xU"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;

Haha, oh my god.  I just saw this video.  This is friggin hilarious.  Not only does he false start, but apparently he is extremely enraged and in disbelief about this call.  Also, note that although this is breaststroke, they&amp;#39;re all doing some weird form of front crawl/breaststroke.  I won by 10 meters!  Ten meters!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108428?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:49:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a3b75195-675c-44ba-aa1e-337342450e1d</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>He must be a great coach he is on Expert Village. They would not have anything but Experts there???:rofl::rofl::rofl:

First of all, I apologize for bringing up an older thread, but I had to share this with you all!
 
I am active in a couple of other forums, and rec&amp;#39;d a recent comment on the video that I posted here (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuksPFJGJpc"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt; ).  
 
The comment said (and mind you this gentleman was serious) &amp;quot;Actually I think it&amp;#39;s good advice. I&amp;#39;m a coach and always tell my swimmers to keep their shoulders still when swimming freestyle. It&amp;#39;s always best to keep sideways movement to a minimum in the water. You won&amp;#39;t see a ship rolling from side to side. Ever wonder why?&amp;quot;
 
I look forward to what you all have to say to this one!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108324?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:55:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7b799aaa-71ca-42a8-a16a-956431638820</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hardly walk? OMG...that&amp;#39;s a new one: Swimming causes kids to be unable to walk. :eek: I mean, seriously people! 
 
I guess it takes all kinds in the internet world. I don&amp;#39;t know who this guy is but wow...:rofl:
 
Yeah...I just hope that nobody actually pays this person to coach!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108213?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:33:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e01fc255-0084-42e3-8193-37f8c4679ecf</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hardly walk? OMG...that&amp;#39;s a new one:  Swimming causes kids to be unable to walk. :eek: I mean, seriously people! 
 
I guess it takes all kinds in the internet world. I don&amp;#39;t know who this guy is but wow...:rofl:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108096?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:57:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:44960305-eeea-4a71-9065-1ef26f44c975</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>errrr..Ships don&amp;#39;t have arms. 
This seems so nuts I just wonder if people are saying these things as a joke.
 
Ha...s/he seemed serious since this was another comment in there, &amp;quot;You are right Richie, swimming weakens the ankles. I suggest you seriously consider whether swimming is the sport for you. Some kids at my club can hardly walk now. They have been swimming competitively for 8 or 9 years.&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107981?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:55:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7e229f0c-b669-42aa-97cf-efd9edb08163</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>errrr..Ships don&amp;#39;t have arms. 
This seems so nuts I just wonder if people are saying these things as a joke.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107885?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:46:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:0951d8ec-b89c-4538-8a7f-da11d7904b1b</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>First of all, I apologize for bringing up an older thread, but I had to share this with you all!
 
I am active in a couple of other forums, and rec&amp;#39;d a recent comment on the video that I posted here (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuksPFJGJpc"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt; ).  
 
The comment said (and mind you this gentleman was serious) &amp;quot;Actually I think it&amp;#39;s good advice. I&amp;#39;m a coach and always tell my swimmers to keep their shoulders still when swimming freestyle. It&amp;#39;s always best to keep sideways movement to a minimum in the water. You won&amp;#39;t see a ship rolling from side to side. Ever wonder why?&amp;quot;
 
I look forward to what you all have to say to this one!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/109326?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:49:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:886bdd2d-ea87-491a-b97a-671da13b33ac</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I have posted this before. It is how to win the 50 without even trying &lt;a href="http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=78kAkfTEmg0"&gt;hk.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;

Holy crap, that is hilarious!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/109210?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:02:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:888d7f89-e95e-4a89-a591-790abf7deada</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>He must be a great coach he is on Expert Village. They would not have anything but Experts there???:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Definitely has to be one of the best coaches that anyone here has seen.....God help us if that is true!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/109105?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:01:14 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c12632c6-e9da-4282-a0a7-9865610b8cf1</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>It used to make everyone stay still no guessing no anticipation of the gun. Once you had two false starts up next person would be DQ&amp;#39;d.
 
I did this when I beat Scholes in the 100. He cursed at me, I upset him a little.
 
That is actually really good strategy!!  I like it!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/109002?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:36:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:def23039-4d30-4963-ac21-e19d140a66b6</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I have posted this before. It is how to win the 50 without even trying &lt;a href="http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=78kAkfTEmg0"&gt;hk.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108890?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:49:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:943b1f1a-b294-42fe-af9a-cf2784e4bacb</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>It used to make everyone stay still no guessing no anticipation of the gun. Once you had two false starts up next person would be DQ&amp;#39;d.

I did this when I beat Scholes in the 100. He cursed at me, I upset him a little.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/108778?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:43:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:12db066f-1bce-4dfc-ba68-2b41b865bb0f</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>They do this in track sometimes.  What is the strategy behind it?  Does it psych out the other swimmers?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107659?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:51:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a61a14cc-2faf-4630-b847-4392edda8430</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This is a great race here &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193"&gt;www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193&lt;/a&gt;
 
:lolup:
 
That made my day!!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107554?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:15:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:624907cb-11eb-461c-b5b5-7ef07c5603af</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This is a great race here &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193"&gt;www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193&lt;/a&gt;
 
Ha!  I shared this with my entire coaching staff!  Excellent!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107772?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:14:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:0747edad-b758-405e-ae7f-d166fb4a3f51</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>That was awesome, a real nail-biter. A new Equitoreal Guinea record! Those commentators are better than Rowdy Gaines.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/106646?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:41:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7deb24bd-fdaf-43aa-9862-0c35942b1c81</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Wow.  Just, wow.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107447?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:54:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:02973073-f2c2-4fa8-9dcc-556bee8ea454</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This is a great race here &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193"&gt;www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193&lt;/a&gt;
 
The turn is great.  I love the commentators.  Australians are mean, haha.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107314?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:02:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5e988ed2-689c-44eb-9146-d232243bdfa9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This is a great race here &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193"&gt;www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107195?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:00:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e35e899b-3999-4d24-a4fd-92565a108aec</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This guy must have been teaching in the 40s. When they taught no shoulder roll.
 
&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuksPFJGJpc"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;
 
HAHAHAHA....That is the same guy on my video...that is awesome!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/107079?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:52:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a5eef419-13f2-4d84-85fd-367b4c1d0e6c</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This guy must have been teaching in the 40s. When they taught no shoulder roll.

&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuksPFJGJpc"&gt;www.youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/106968?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:52:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2982ef08-0128-4b75-b197-4e24b6b79f70</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Oh, right. Well, I don&amp;#39;t think this is the worst, but it certainly is pointless. It&amp;#39;s called &amp;quot;How to Swim the Freestyle Stroke&amp;quot;. I think when most people read freestyle, they think front crawl, not otter style.
 
Oh my Good Lord!  That, absolutely, was the most boring and pointless video that I have seen in a long time!  Ha!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/106864?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:36:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:3642e6e7-91f3-4a88-aa42-408d7d3d8dbc</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Oh, right.  Well, I don&amp;#39;t think this is the worst, but it certainly is pointless.  It&amp;#39;s called &amp;quot;How to Swim the Freestyle Stroke&amp;quot;.  I think when most people read freestyle, they think front crawl, not otter style.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Worst Swim Video Ever!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/106755?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:33:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:277c857c-d873-42d5-8b6b-3bc7ba940252</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Wow. Just, wow.
 
haha!  And where is your worst video?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>