Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

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tjrpatt — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:54:02 GMT

I was seating right behind where this video was shot. Thank god, I wasn't filmed in the background. I am not offended by the content of the video. I am just offended about my appearance right now.

RE: Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

Former Member — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:03:28 GMT

Here is the evidence of Jim's infidelity. Poor Amanda. He turned to others for comfort before his 200 free. www.youtube.com/watch Interesting that the Transamerica movie trailer is the first "related video"...

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The Fortress — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:46:22 GMT

Here is the evidence of Jim's infidelity. Poor Amanda. He turned to others for comfort before his 200 free. www.youtube.com/watch

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Former Member — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:57:44 GMT

and he sang "...Britannia rules the waves..."

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Former Member — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:55:12 GMT

yes sports fans, he did all those things! and swam the 2breast

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Former Member — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:42:24 GMT

Dude...I made coffee and brought my homemade Baklava...I also ate a Luna bar...I virtually did compete in the F 35-39 agegroup!

RE: Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

Former Member — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:21:52 GMT

All I know is that I was the best behaved of anyone guesting at "Fortress Fortress."

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The Fortress — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:22:08 GMT

Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low... He was far better behaved than Pony man, who ate Mermaid's steak Friday night and harassed us all with his constant pod casting. One can only hope that doesn't appear on USMS! :rofl:

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Chris Stevenson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:32:28 GMT

I was the best behaved of anyone guesting at "Fortress Fortress." Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low...

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mattson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:49:30 GMT

Thank god you spelled my name wrong... Sorry about that. Since other people get my last name wrong about 50% of the time (no "E" or "D", sheesh), I'm usually more careful. I am concerned about the number of people that seem to know a little too much about equines (unless there is some subtext that I am missing). :dedhorse:

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pwolf66 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:03:16 GMT

Sheesh, talk about setting the bar real low... Actually Rich was in the back yard burying the bar

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Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:57:16 GMT

Thought they were both Geldings!!! :rofl::rofl:

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Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:53:29 GMT

Animal planet meets the crying game. The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse. That explains Jim's interest...it was research.

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Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:34:06 GMT

Does the pony have the requisite package? :rofl: Animal planet meets the crying game. The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse.

RE: Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:52:35 GMT

damage control: did anyone actually tell the pony she was out? does the pony know it has been tossed aside for the likes of a young man with a fondness for swimming?

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Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:41:42 GMT

Does the pony have the requisite package? :rofl:

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Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:40:46 GMT

It seems like just yesterday . . . indeed 'twas yesterday, Jim was so fond of the Pony . . . Is the Pony on the outs now???

RE: Is Jim Thorton dating Michael Phelps?

Former Member — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:38:02 GMT

I believe Jim just wants to "check" him out for the up coming article.:thhbbb:

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The Fortress — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:39:25 GMT

The my little pony, as it turns out, is hung like a horse. Animal planet meets the crying game. Thus Jim's turn for other pastures. When Jim saw the glitter on the Pony's face, he declared, with shock and no little disgust, that she "had been with another stallion." He claims to have been repulsed, but the Pony nonetheless sat on the block during a certain 200 free, whinnying apologetically. Momentarily, for one heat, Jim was once again a Zonesman, then Phil Dodson eclipsed his brilliance (and that of the Pony) with the fastest 200 in the world in his age group, we think.

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jim thornton — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:48:20 GMT

Had to complete the love triangle, since neither of them are dating A Beard. :banana: Mark, to answer your question, isn't everyone? He did say he wants to "see" other mammals.

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The Fortress — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:45:42 GMT

Thank god you spelled my name wrong... Even more evidence that the house guests are misbehaving! Pony pictures and other delights will be posted on FB for your viewing pleasure. Suffice it to say that the pony accompanied the Zonesman to the Zones.

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The Fortress — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:28:40 GMT

Thank god you spelled my name wrong...