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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/6352/the-couch-slouch-on-the-lzr</link><description>Norman Chad, the couch slouch, provides his take on the Speedo LZR.

 www.chron.com/.../5700786.html</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/92520?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:07:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5a2958a4-4c06-47b1-9daa-e33fe6a4923a</guid><dc:creator>ande</dc:creator><description>loved this article, it was funny 

&amp;quot;if applied beyond the pool, could extend most marriages by three to five years.&amp;quot;

The biggest downside? 
It can take a swimmer 20 minutes to squeeze into one of these babies for a race that might last 20 seconds. Then again, everything&amp;#39;s relative: Joan Rivers spends 90 minutes in makeup for a 90-second TV appearance.


&amp;quot;You can put Michael Phelps next to Shaquille O&amp;#39;Neal, and whether they are wearing Speedo LZR Racers or raccoon coats, Phelps is always going to swim a bit faster.&amp;quot; 

CORRECTION to 
Phelps is always going to swim a LOT faster.&amp;quot; than Shaq

article wrote 
&amp;quot;At the Australian Olympic trials, Jess Schipper said the LZR filled with water as she competed in the 200-meter butterfly final, causing her to fade down the stretch.&amp;quot; 

ande&amp;#39;s comment: Bubbling is a serious issue, and could be the reason why some swimmers 
fail make the olympic team at trials or 
still make the team but don&amp;#39;t swim as fast as they could have 

here&amp;#39;s Jessi&amp;#39;s Times
maybe she just went out really hard and died

Event 27  Women 200 LC Metre Butterfly


=== Preliminaries ===                       
 
1 GALVEZ, FELICIT  23 SOSC              2:07.88    2:10.46A  914  
29.49      1:02.36 (32.87)        1:36.60 (34.24)     2:10.46 (33.86)

2 SCHIPPER, JESSI  21 REDLL             2:06.39    2:12.03B  882  
29.24      1:02.47 (33.23)   1:36.84 (34.37)     2:12.03 (35.19)


=== Semi-Finals ===                        
 
1 GALVEZ, FELICIT  23 SOSC              2:10.46    2:10.56A  912  
30.01      1:03.02 (33.01)         1:36.79 (33.77)     2:10.56 (33.77)

2 HAMILL, SAMANTH  17 QUADP             2:12.22    2:10.80A  907  
30.36      1:02.71 (32.35)      1:36.82 (34.11)     2:10.80 (33.98)

3 SCHIPPER, JESSI  21 REDLL             2:12.03    2:11.17B  899  
29.19      1:01.67 (32.48)  1:35.76 (34.09)     2:11.17 (35.41)


=== Finals ===                          
 
1 SCHIPPER, JESSI  21 REDLL             2:11.17    2:06.82A  995  
27.41        58.77 (31.36)    1:31.91 (33.14)     2:06.82 (34.91)

2 HAMILL, SAMANTH  17 QUADP             2:10.80    2:07.61A  977  
29.76      1:01.25 (31.49)   1:35.22 (33.97)     2:07.61 (32.39)

3 GALVEZ, FELICIT  23 SOSC              2:10.56    2:07.67A  975  
28.70      1:00.48 (31.78)      1:33.58 (33.10)     2:07.67 (34.09)

from links at: 
&lt;a href="http://www.usms.org/forums/showthread.php?t=10365"&gt;www.usms.org/.../showthread.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/92320?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:44:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7f3d3128-817c-4234-9576-5f9f80dc22c0</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>This guy certainly thinks he&amp;#39;s funny, but I&amp;#39;d rather hear from the real Dave Barry.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/92228?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:42:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9cd2ea50-d8c0-4a6d-9050-c72fea8b509c</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>It would be a sight to see Shaq in a LZR....It would be a great commercial for Speedo....They could use something like &amp;quot;even the man of steel floats in the LZR&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/92430?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:41:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:70e2d0c4-0b7d-4fbf-9ac1-38d2540f8ac5</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Yeah thats allot more then my clothing budget also...
though im suprised i dont spend that much with all the different suits i have.. (im glad im a guy...)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: The Couch Slouch on the LZR</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/92217?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:29:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:1ea0ddcb-31a2-4962-9f1f-e94520094a6c</guid><dc:creator>mctrusty</dc:creator><description>The cost of this swimsuit is $550, or twice the amount of my annual clothing budget.

Agreed.  

Multiple is probably closer to 3 in my case :).&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>