Again!!
To the delight of Australians and women everywhere, Eamon Sullivan has again bested his own record with an out-of-competition 50m swim of 10.8 seconds in which he barely skimmed the water, thus avoiding all those pesky questions about hand entry and arm recovery. When asked to what he attributed this amazing feat, Sullivan replied, "Aw, shucks; my coach told me I could swim faster, so I did."
Further, he produced this new world record in jammers rather than the LZR suit, thus precipitating hurried conferences at Speedo's HQ.
On hearing the news, AFP reports, Alain Bernard repaired to the weight room and threw kettle bells for 10 hours.
;)
Have a good day in the pool, everybody! The saga continues!
Regards, VB
Again!!
To the delight of Australians and women everywhere, Eamon Sullivan has again bested his own record with an out-of-competition 50m swim of 10.8 seconds in which he barely skimmed the water, thus avoiding all those pesky questions about hand entry and arm recovery. When asked to what he attributed this amazing feat, Sullivan replied, "Aw, shucks; my coach told me I could swim faster, so I did."
Further, he produced this new world record in jammers rather than the LZR suit, thus precipitating hurried conferences at Speedo's HQ.
On hearing the news, AFP reports, Alain Bernard repaired to the weight room and threw kettle bells for 10 hours.
;)
Have a good day in the pool, everybody! The saga continues!
Regards, VB
