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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/5372/adult-swimming-society</link><description>The &amp;quot;Adult Swimming Society&amp;quot; has begun it&amp;#39;s own thread so we can stay focused on it&amp;#39;s mission. 

Which we have yet to identify, but I think it will be in charge of laughter, pool pranks, and good clean fun 

Please consider becoming a charter member</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/71092?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:58:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5525bc3a-baa4-44c8-8126-eb1c5390a91a</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Bring back the Bowlwinder! He belongs here.

:violin:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/71023?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:59:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:02f96e22-7e5c-4906-bfbe-c026ba3a6e18</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Jack who? What&amp;#39;s his last name?
Jack is his last name. I think it is Fast Jack a friend of mine.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70942?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:30:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:101d20a8-2589-4ec8-a189-29a94622ffb1</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Adult-Swim-Society:doh:
 
Oh that Jack?  He&amp;#39;s got a brother called Wyze.........&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70825?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:34:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:30d43106-5621-49b4-ba14-1cca26ad26c7</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Is Jack a member here?
 
Jack who? What&amp;#39;s his last name?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70755?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:45:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d0b871d2-4b45-4c06-b335-9dc98c2d2b53</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Is Jack a member here?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70924?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:17:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:968048bb-2d0e-4460-b995-6ecdd9f52ec2</guid><dc:creator>Rob Copeland</dc:creator><description>Jack who? What&amp;#39;s his last name?Adult-Swim-Society:doh:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70704?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:02:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9e1fdfa6-cbde-4c47-b3d7-21f6cae0c8ba</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>How about a Dues Committee for Tardy Members:
 
Uncommitted
Person&amp;#39;s
Yearly
Obligated
Universal
Rate
Adult Swim Society
 
:2cents:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70686?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:49:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:21709905-f90f-45ad-957a-878b2b96fa37</guid><dc:creator>ViveBene</dc:creator><description>we could always use more members and 
form more comittees
 
I&amp;#39;ll take on the
 
Open
Water
Mixed 
Yardage
Adult Swimming Society
 
It&amp;#39;s an event! :woot:
 
Regards, VB&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70672?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:41:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:31b07d55-6c60-4798-af7d-f573cc243eb5</guid><dc:creator>ande</dc:creator><description>we could always use more members and 
form more comittees&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70499?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 13:54:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:33972db1-9c72-4dd8-bd24-690c72c07654</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>But Mel is it true that you are Wholly Immersed Stroke Expert Swimming Association swimmer ??


Sometimes.  But I can also be a:
Super 
Male
Aquatic
Recreational
Type

of the Society...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70537?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:17:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e028fb9a-1ac5-4db2-a44c-d0ae92a55e7b</guid><dc:creator>swim4me</dc:creator><description>I am a Female Athletic Swimmer Type :fish2:.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70629?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:52:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:94d4a954-170e-45b7-a1e5-8713c32a4616</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>All previous Acronyms were good
 
Young-no-more
Over-the-hill
Unbendable
Best-before-date-way-passed
Eons-old
Terminally-terminating.
Yoghurt-is-my-strongest-drink
O2-in-debt
Uncommonly-(whatever)
Racer.
Adult swimming Society&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70554?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:38:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2233ffbf-04c3-4ae8-9adc-f100b7a17ed3</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>How about a 

Big

Fully
Accredited
Telepathic
Super
Male
Aquatic
Recreational
Type
Adult 
Swimming 
Society Member

That is a 

Wholly
Immersed
Stroke
Expert
Adult
Swimming 
Society Member&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70443?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:07:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d86cb222-de6c-4707-be4c-4f89e07de04d</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Yes, indeed...
 
Damn typos LOL Even Acronyms got me tangled up hehe&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70359?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:14:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9be30abf-d1af-4533-952a-934ece87bea9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>But, who among us will admit to being a Fully Accredited Telepathic Adult Swimming Society swimmer?  Not I, that&amp;#39;s for sure.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70275?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:00:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a622ade6-9fd9-43a1-be9d-fd8c7b2a7018</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>But Mel is it true that you are Wholly Immersed Stroke Expert Swimming Association swimmer ??

Yes, indeed...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70184?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:45:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:783b69e8-6493-4d7f-9d16-92f71abbb330</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Sam,
 
are you a (Big) Happy Aquatic Intelligent Racing Yuppy Adult Swimming Society swimmer? Or, was this just a generalization?
 
But Mel is it true that you are Wholly Immersed Stroke Expert Swimming Association swimmer ??&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70088?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:33:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e5d02aa6-21ed-473e-9e70-6c836ec2dbf0</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I for one would like to add a subset to the group. 

The Happy Aquatic Intelligent Racing Yuppies

group of the 

Adult Swimming Society



Sam,

are you a  (Big) Happy Aquatic Intelligent Racing Yuppy Adult Swimming Society swimmer?  Or, was this just a generalization?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70055?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:11:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f2806292-3956-443e-8780-dc56afd944b3</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I for one would like to add a subset to the group. 

The Happy Aquatic Intelligent Racing Yuppies

group of the 

Adult Swimming Society

:censor:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/69981?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:39:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:919da695-e037-4673-aac2-d9d084b70149</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Well, as one of the first members, I would like to register a complaint that we have not yet scheduled a single meet.  What on earth are we paying our dues for?  Can we get a 12.5 meter sprint distance?  I&amp;#39;d like to see who would hold the record in the 45.0-45.5 age group for this distance, especially in the flutterbrog.

Come on President (Chairman, CEO, Founder, Den Father or whatever) Ande, we need to see some sound direction here.  Can we appoint Paul Smith as Chief Populist Liaison?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/69888?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:33:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:795cfbea-79c8-4f3b-acb7-745e6c21c45c</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>The &amp;quot;Adult Swimming Society&amp;quot; has begun its own thread so we can stay focused on its mission. 
 
Which we have yet to identify, but I think it will be in charge of laughter, pool pranks, and good clean fun 
 
Please consider becoming a charter member of the &amp;quot;Adult Swimming Society&amp;quot; 
 

 
I see one HUGE problem, Ande. 
The Acronym for the Adult Swimming Society.
:mooning:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/70032?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:46:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:60b06493-babc-478a-8d51-ef55db7f8aeb</guid><dc:creator>ande</dc:creator><description>less than 24 hours of existance and we already have a rabble rouser 
the first rule is anytime any one complains or offers suggestions 
they are immediately put in charge of creating solutions and resolving their complaint 

all great ideas 
congratuations you have been duly appointed to spear head those projects 

ande
President (Chairman, CEO, Founder, Den Father, or whatever of 
the Adult Swimming Society

Well, as one of the first members, I would like to register a complaint that we have not yet scheduled a single meet.  What on earth are we paying our dues for?  Can we get a 12.5 meter sprint distance?  I&amp;#39;d like to see who would hold the record in the 45.0-45.5 age group for this distance, especially in the flutterbrog.

Come on President (Chairman, CEO, Founder, Den Father or whatever) Ande, we need to see some sound direction here.  Can we appoint Paul Smith as Chief Populist Liaison?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Adult Swimming Society</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/69955?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:35:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:92d0087d-78b5-4877-af70-9ea0b64e1218</guid><dc:creator>ande</dc:creator><description>that&amp;#39;s not a problem it&amp;#39;s an opportunity

why did you make the assumption that the Adult Swimming Society uses acronyms
we never abbreviate it we say and write 
Adult Swimming Society 
you know what happens when you assume 
you know what you make out of U &amp;amp; ME

ande 

I see one HUGE problem, Ande. 
The Acronym for the Adult Swimming Society.
:mooning:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>