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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>&amp;#39;07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/5266/07-all-americans-i-protest</link><description>Hi,
 I should probably address this to Bill Volckening...
 Bill- The AA Rankings in the latest issue of SWIM are from 2005! My husband didn&amp;#39;t swim in a single race last year and is in the All American rankings! Do you know what kind of gloating I&amp;#39;m</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68355?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 01:10:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d2c635c2-bf71-4fd6-a3a4-f90ede4b9562</guid><dc:creator>Karen Duggan</dc:creator><description>Excellent advice gentleman! I&amp;#39;ll try it :) (Although I may use his garb to do the dishes and then put it in the trash!)

Pat made some idiotic comment this morning about nothing in particular. He was just laughing. I was just looking at him like he had three heads. He said, 
&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m so funny! Yes, I&amp;#39;m fast and funny!&amp;quot;

Is there no relief? :shakeshead:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68091?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 12:26:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5b6b92a6-216c-46da-9b5f-f6e3d4c7eb1c</guid><dc:creator>mattson</dc:creator><description>:bitching: 
 
Whew, I though  I was in BIG trouble and didn&amp;#39;t why.


But I take it that you are still in BIG trouble, but at least know why?
:drink:


Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don&amp;#39;t know where they are and no longer care. 
Prisoner #1: Where are we? 
Prisoner #2: I don&amp;#39;t care! 
Loo: And these? 
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don&amp;#39;t know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don&amp;#39;t drink. 
Prisoner #3: I don&amp;#39;t know who I am? 
Prisoner #4: And I don&amp;#39;t drink! 
Dr. Klahn: Guards! (move prisoners) Do you care? 
Prisoner #5: No. 
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink. 
Guard: What do you drink? 
Prisoner #5: I don&amp;#39;t care.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68114?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 11:33:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:4848576d-6f9b-40da-9eb2-1b3176dd8709</guid><dc:creator>Karen Duggan</dc:creator><description>Mark,
  How many drinks did you have when you put that in there?!? :agree: 
Are you going to the baseball game Friday night? It&amp;#39;d be great to see you again :)

Karen&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68313?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 11:08:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c7c08b20-06d3-4e74-baff-d8d75d34002a</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Karen,

 Tell him that while you touch his garb, he needs to remember to take out the trash and do the dishes.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68239?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 10:23:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2e63a03c-5b19-4a8c-89f7-9818a41cebf1</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s the solution for your dilemma with Pat. Wave your hand through the air and tell him you are touching the hem of his garb, because his garb is actually the Emperor&amp;#39;s New Clothes.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68135?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 05:16:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:0b76986c-b46c-4d34-884e-d16fdb0ea01c</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hi Karen,

I did post a message a couple weeks ago, but want everyone to know we regret the error and will be printing the 2006 Pool All-Americans in the July/August issue.

Cheers,
Bill&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68210?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 02:31:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9450e005-32a4-4fc0-811d-75cf6b6d7a17</guid><dc:creator>Karen Duggan</dc:creator><description>Hi Bill,
  Thanks. Pat is having a field day with this- we just got ours yesterday! He&amp;#39;s now asking if I&amp;#39;d like to touch the hem of his garb!!!  :shakeshead:

:whiteflag: 

see you in a few days :drink:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/68003?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 12:09:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c42183d1-8ba7-472f-a0f8-59e5988e354a</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>:bitching: Hi,
I should probably address this to Bill Volckening...
Bill- 
 
Whew, I though I was in BIG trouble and didn&amp;#39;t why.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: '07 All-Americans, I protest!</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/67980?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 07:24:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:cbf69f18-4b80-4703-87e7-f9485a170b1a</guid><dc:creator>Jim Clemmons</dc:creator><description>I believe I saw a thread a couple of weeks ago from Bill addressing the error and that there is going to be a correction in the next issue. In the meantime, Pat is correct in milking it for all it&amp;#39;s worth. :violin:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>