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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/4901/geek-and-gull</link><description>I have a new theory.....

After painstakingly reviewing posts from these &amp;quot;two&amp;quot; I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....

Geek and Gull are the same person!

The photo was &amp;quot;doctored&amp;quot;

The times posted from the meet were</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61686?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:58:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:efbd7519-5450-4344-b21b-35a5a0b36cd8</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>And that would destroy civilization.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61581?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:28:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:91b85699-bbfe-47a7-9c97-ade2601db2a5</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Cruise already busted me on my secret identity a while ago....I&amp;#39;m an intergalactic time traveler from the future....sent here to assist LBJ with the assimilation of the entire human race into butterfliers and racewalkers....LOL!!:D 

Newmastersswimmer&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61474?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:51:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c2300a98-7c14-4789-ac73-9317b8e98211</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>By the way....Welcome back Karen....Where ya been hiding?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61399?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:44:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2bc9c04e-b97b-418a-82d2-223a058529ae</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>If we are all actually outing ourselves.....my real name is Mark S. Anyone want to race?:dunno: :groovy:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61327?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:44:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ff3a2251-2b6a-470a-bdbb-3d74b3ff17e6</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Are we all revealing our secret identities? I wouldn&amp;#39;t want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...

posted by FlyQueen (AKA Jenny Thompson)

So we&amp;#39;re playing trivia games now are we Jenny?...LOL!!

Newmastersswimmer&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61755?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:42:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9914b81a-0c99-4cce-8912-03e8140e0d9a</guid><dc:creator>The Fortress</dc:creator><description>And that would destroy civilization.
 
Can&amp;#39;t believe everything you read on the internet, Jean Luc.
 
:rofl:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61301?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:24:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7179106a-82d2-44bc-8277-b15446db879d</guid><dc:creator>FlyQueen</dc:creator><description>I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima and I have been posting almost correct breaststroke info to throw off the American&amp;#39;s. Also I am not a cheat,the Olympic films were doctored,It&amp;#39;s all so unfair:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Are we all revealing our secret identities?  I wouldn&amp;#39;t want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61548?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:52:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d46bdbdd-bd8e-4b01-ba50-f24cabfff978</guid><dc:creator>The Fortress</dc:creator><description>Are we all revealing our secret identities? I wouldn&amp;#39;t want everyone to know I have tons of Olympic medals, more than any other American swimmer, but no individual gold, then that Dara had to announce her come back so I might have to take some time from my medical career ... darn ...
posted by FlyQueen (AKA Jenny Thompson)
So we&amp;#39;re playing trivia games now are we Jenny?...LOL!!
Newmastersswimmer
 
FlyQueen is already on record as being Natalie Coughlin. 
 
I think Peter is on record as being Jean Luc Picard, the famous breaststroker.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61790?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:49:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:b3f4faf1-50d7-4c64-a9aa-5cc3cbd311b5</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Touche. I am wounded to the quick, zut alors...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60962?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:17:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d5119713-918f-422b-a681-a7a0e77ad2b8</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima and I have been posting almost correct breaststroke info to throw off the American&amp;#39;s. Also I am not a cheat,the Olympic films were doctored,It&amp;#39;s all so unfair  

posted by Allen Stark


I always knew there was something really sketchy about you Allen!! :rofl: 


Newmastersswimmer&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61219?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:37:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:6a91b1e3-7e2e-4c61-845a-32145f1706ce</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Oddly enough they were not the Uber children which he had hoped to produce. Short with dark hair. But they were tough. 

Water polo probably provided a good oulet for this side. Glad they were on our team is all I can say.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61152?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:51:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d759cc6e-e211-4498-8145-ec44f5e6985f</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Speaking of school...I went to college with G Gordon&amp;#39;s kids. They were on the swimming and water polo teams as well. Talk about a unique individual.   posted by quicksilver

Could they also hold one of thier hands over a burrning candle for over a minute without flinching?....I think I would rather just swim a 1650...but hey thats just me I suppose.

Newmastersswimmer&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61063?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:50:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:909a3494-8d5d-43ba-be77-eda7147f9d5f</guid><dc:creator>The Fortress</dc:creator><description>I am secretly Kusuke Kitajima 
 
I knew who I was getting advice from the whole time. ;) 
 
My working theory is that Le Naguer is Gull. I&amp;#39;ve heard Gull throw around le francais.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/61085?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:20:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7ab63003-ad6c-4a17-b70b-a32884719e52</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Those of us with kids...traditionally have this week off from school...at least here in the NorthEast we do. I suspect Dr. Gull is on vacation somewhere.

Speaking of school...I went to college with G Gordon&amp;#39;s kids. They were on the swimming and water polo teams as well. Talk about a unique individual.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60369?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:28:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e1e8e4d3-36f5-4c17-8c81-83f3f329d5ed</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Have you guys not figured out that I am also M Phelps ...


I knew we were friends for a reason. ;)


:rofl:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60264?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:00:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:87f2d924-f06c-4e91-b941-6bd325cd17cb</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>May I hazzard a guess here that Mr. Smyth the elder has far too much time on his hands?  This must mean that he is temporarily off travel duty and is back to shoveling snow (and other things) at his place in Evergreen.  Aren&amp;#39;t there some worthy JanSport accounts that need attention Paul Pescado?

-- mel&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60199?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:00:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9daa97f5-87f7-4d2d-af48-d426d74a5238</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Paul- I sense that you are suffering from wine withdrawal. Always remember that the wine quota that you don&amp;#39;t drink while trying to slim down can be saved for later. A worthy goal. BTW, you are in the early lead for the Forum&amp;#39;s Thread Arsonist of 2007 award.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60115?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:00:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:0e6fc7a4-c07e-4fb2-b905-6c4337f3ce73</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Thank you!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60042?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:55:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ba4ecd8e-edf0-4518-8bb1-b2079781d225</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Gesundheit, Matt.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/59965?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:46:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:265c50e1-ca2e-402b-8a34-f6946f9aea87</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I can&amp;#39;t speak for gull.  I&amp;#39;m here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through.  Good theory, however, maybe I&amp;#39;ll write a poem in response.

Haiku? :coffee:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/59812?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:01:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5d8f9479-1d5b-4b46-aac0-5f2d9ba86f3b</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I can&amp;#39;t speak for gull. I&amp;#39;m here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I&amp;#39;ll write a poem in response.
 
forums.usms.org/showthread.php
 
There&amp;#39;s plenty of swimming threads to comment on.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/59661?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:23:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:37bde13a-ef92-446a-a5a3-8c5b611b9c53</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I have a new theory.....
 
After painstakingly reviewing posts from these &amp;quot;two&amp;quot; I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands....
 
Geek and Gull are the same person!
 
The photo was &amp;quot;doctored&amp;quot;
 
The times posted from the meet were &amp;quot;doctored&amp;quot;
 
What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I&amp;#39;m sure of it!
 
I&amp;#39;m correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come!
 
PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year!
 
Have you guys not figured out that I am also M Phelps and that *** video, and the Brit thing is really a ruse to throw you off...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/60346?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:21:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:bd68eec9-2765-4e7a-92ac-d469a50e9736</guid><dc:creator>poolraat</dc:creator><description>As for Terry/Kaizen/Ion, it&amp;#39;s a mystery where he&amp;#39;s gone. He must be off on some world wide TI travel spree again. ....Or maybe I told him to &amp;quot;lighten up&amp;quot; too often and he decided to lighten up his posting .... :dunno: ....

Or he just got fed up with all the inanity, NSR posting and other shenanigans.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/59940?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:42:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f305c36f-5552-4db6-bc27-309ac2d1c426</guid><dc:creator>The Fortress</dc:creator><description>Damn I&amp;#39;m good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get bite that quick! :groovy: 
 
The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!!

 
It&amp;#39;s a sad day when Gull doesn&amp;#39;t even comment on the new fastskin pro ...
 
I thought the Geek was a fan of NSR posts. Didn&amp;#39;t he just brag about his own predilection for NSR posting?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Geek and Gull?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/59916?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:05:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:24807873-9e6c-4244-adc6-3ef44114bf24</guid><dc:creator>Paul Smith</dc:creator><description>Damn I&amp;#39;m good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get a bite that quick! :groovy: 

All take note; Interesting that the Geek personality came out first which I believe says something about the &amp;quot;strength&amp;quot; of these two personalities.....I would now theorize that the &amp;quot;Gull&amp;quot; will come back with a more logical, less sarcastic reply...and almost certainly tie it in with some Doggie Houser medical jargon.

The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!!

PS: It also happens to be national pancake day....maybe this has something do with the remergence?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>