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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/4220/real-swimmers-of-genius</link><description>good morning 

OK put on your creative caps and dream up examples of 

Real Swimmers of Genius 

In the vein of BUD Light&amp;#39;s 
Real Men of Genius Ad Campaign 

here&amp;#39;s a few examples that might spark your creative fires 

 http://budlight.whipnet</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47663?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:12:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f7d6f8c1-6777-4554-86b3-305d2be6b7a7</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr. &amp;quot;get into the pool 20 minutes late but insist on starting at the beginning of the warmup set&amp;quot; guy

Anna Lea&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47057?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:58:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:4007b42b-bea6-4e98-9dd2-e556f64bd1b6</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>If only my wife would say that.

Here&amp;#39;s to the absent NERF blaster(s).

That changes everything.

Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr. Muddled Disapproval.

:applaud:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47598?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:56:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:787565d2-270b-4d08-9243-77cd6a73a165</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Oh and heres to you Mr complain about naked people in the locker room guy.
 
(ITS A LOCKER ROOM!)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47517?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:50:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e09180fc-c057-4355-89f7-30e5ec82bc6b</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>heres to you, I dont own a swim suit but its ok I wear a jock and a pair of running shorts in the pool man.
 
(this doesnt bother me as much now, but when i was like 14, i was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47009?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:51:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e55064af-14ae-4144-b70d-595c2d84bdf9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Cute! 

Here&amp;#39;s to Mr./Ms. NERF Blaster without the foam darts.

:thhbbb:

If only my wife would say that.

Here&amp;#39;s to the absent NERF blaster(s).&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46942?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:28:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7ef9185e-4b59-4725-ae7e-c1d3ebceb9c9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Cute! 

Here&amp;#39;s to Mr./Ms. NERF Blaster without the foam darts.

:thhbbb:

Mr. Complain about your weight but do nothing constructive about it.

Mr. Put on a pull buoy for the last set.

Mr. I have no life outside swimming.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46868?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:45:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5020f3d0-86e1-458c-bdab-45ea68d71c57</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Mr. Complain about your weight but do nothing constructive about it.

Mr. Put on a pull buoy for the last set.

Mr. I have no life outside swimming.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47457?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:56:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7b177ee9-4e08-4fe8-96dd-0b2949887134</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hey, the fish do it. :dunno:
 
...and that&amp;#39;s not all!!  :blush::bolt:So I don&amp;#39;t drink water anymore.  Just:wine: :drink::martini:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47393?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:47:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:8134af35-ff33-4f33-a26c-adb8f5086f2d</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You pee in your aquarium!?!:shakeshead:
 



Hey, the fish do it.  :dunno:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47348?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:21:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:dd26f5f7-5b92-40ac-81cf-4daf383ddca0</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Works for the fish in my aquarium...
 
You pee in your aquarium!?!:shakeshead:
 
At least use the kitchen sink like a real man.:rofl:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46860?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:18:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:65717513-67dc-47ef-8216-f00bb6f36263</guid><dc:creator>MAC swimmer</dc:creator><description>&amp;quot;Mr./Ms. Refuse to Lead the lane, but perfectly content to sit right on your toes the entire workout person.&amp;quot;
 
Classic!  I&amp;#39;m guilty myself sadly.  What can I say, 10 X 100 IM intimidates me.  I&amp;#39;ll leave it to the fly masters!  Can I help it if I can catch you on the ***? :laugh2:
 
Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr.-tidal-wave-splashy-guy-pushes off on top of the water-lane-splitter!  I want to grab him by the arm and say...&amp;quot;Think quiet swimming--think smooth!&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47281?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:37:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5e66e1f6-ba1d-4421-81d3-3e5c4e0f878f</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hey, there’s a water shortage here in Georgia, This is just my small contribution to keeping our pools full.:drown:
 
Works for the fish in my aquarium...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47205?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:53:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:01f99096-faf8-4f64-80f4-7f02b89541c9</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr teach your young kids to swim under the bulkhead because you&amp;#39;re a cool Dad and &amp;quot;what could possibly go wrong?&amp;quot; guy!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47148?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:39:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:3bd4def7-a2b2-46c8-b29e-26b5fd98586b</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>...here’s to you open water swimmers who put the “p” in pool...

Are you making a confession here, Rob?  :eek:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47259?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:36:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:17246719-d046-4e8b-8466-7e5390f12943</guid><dc:creator>Rob Copeland</dc:creator><description>Are you making a confession here, Rob?  :eek:Hey, there’s a water shortage here in Georgia,  This is just my small contribution to keeping our pools full.:drown:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/47123?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:28:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:fb8b92a8-b728-4d32-93c1-48b6ecfdcdba</guid><dc:creator>Rob Copeland</dc:creator><description>Here’s to you Mrs. My Child is House Broken and doesn’t need a swim diaper…  Thanks to you and your spawn for putting the “poo” in pool (and forcing a 24 hour decontamination shut down)

And while I’m at it, here’s to you open water swimmers who put the “p” in pool, you warm our lanes on cold mornings and you give a little pay back to Mr./Ms. Refuse to Lead the lane, but perfectly content to sit right on your toes the entire workout person.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46685?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:48:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7dd31fda-6c10-46e2-8017-b60d3000dee2</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you Ms. I&amp;#39;m going to ruin your day by telling you that aquageek has left the forum.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46594?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:04:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e5d5111b-410b-456e-8b8d-0dfab9d20d68</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr. and/or Ms. USMS Olympian competitor list obsessor.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46531?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:01:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:b7a1b04d-2de0-45fc-a55b-31cc4c0fd86f</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Stud...don&amp;#39;t you know that if you wear mirrored goggles you won&amp;#39;t get busted?:rofl::rofl:
 
Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr Dirty old man, mirrored Vanquisher wearing, doing 50 x 25 shooters and moving rather slower than normal guy!&amp;quot;
 
 
Hey they were mirrored and who cares about being busted...thongs are meant for one thing only...to get your backside checked out...they&amp;#39;re not likely comfortable or practical...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46443?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:36:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:111059ac-4f65-4449-b75a-ef13081b8919</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>agreed!! Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Hiding behind an Alias. Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Intolerant of others&amp;#39; training methods. Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Won&amp;#39;t try anything new.
 
Right. And here&amp;#39;s to you, Ms. that post must have been a personal attack against me so I will strike back.
 
Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr Wielding a USMS lightsabre, wearing a moderator badge and gonna shut down this thread or delete the flamey posts soon guy!
 
:rofl:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46374?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:33:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c454be84-7a9f-481d-b4e0-f09c09faf6ac</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>agreed!! Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Hiding behind an Alias. Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Intolerant of others&amp;#39; training methods. Here&amp;#39;s to you mr. Won&amp;#39;t try anything new.

Right.  And here&amp;#39;s to you, Ms. that post must have been a personal attack against me so I will strike back.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46290?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:24:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:4ac7750f-8536-4b6d-8c87-e292a1e11de8</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr. Look at how many Olympian&amp;#39;s stayed in my guest cottage guy!
 
:lmao:I just had to hahaha&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46211?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:20:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:746e61bd-1cf4-4283-985f-bd74117ea46d</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you, Mr Won&amp;#39;t Shower Before Getting In The Pool guy.
 
Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr. Sweaty Sauna Sitter that just jumped in the pool, guy.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46146?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:18:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:fac4a533-8e50-4ed5-8ee9-48826f10c066</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr./Ms. anonymous forum poster.

Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr. forum admiinistrator who won&amp;#39;t let me post the photo of the Speedo Guy.

Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr./Ms. frequent poster who won&amp;#39;t pay his/her dues and actually join USMS.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: Real Swimmers Of Genius</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/46105?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:28:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:3da4bf78-f4d3-4a79-ac24-b2b65d88cfbe</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>heres to you Mr. wear a technical suit during practice guy. 
 
Seriously, why would you do that. I saw a guy one time wearing a tyr whatever they call it speed suit, I thinks its the aquapel or something, during a local ymca masters practice.
 
Unfortunately this is a true story.
 
Here&amp;#39;s to you Mr. &amp;quot;Can you unzip my tech suit for me in the locker room, guy&amp;quot;:shakeshead::bolt:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>