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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/3655/what-are-your-favorite-swimming-jargon-terms</link><description>What are your picks of what you reckon are the most humorous Swimming jargon terms, or the most humorous uses of any Swimming jargon terms made by anyone - be it by any swimmer/s, a coach, who ever was commentating a race you saw live or on TV, or someone</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37298?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:12:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ef8999ae-6463-4e26-baab-b523dd7c38a3</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>when surfing the internet for deals on swim suits: &amp;quot;grab bag&amp;quot; :D&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37229?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:53:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f9276dbb-9f8c-46a6-80ef-505660ac6388</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Fast and hard great terminology. They go well together but I prefer long and slow for the build up to go fast and hard. Practice makes perfect as long as you practice perfect.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37181?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:01:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d8daf75a-9854-4f4e-ba68-ea619d89b4ea</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>As a coach, I like &amp;quot;fast&amp;quot; as opposed to &amp;quot;hard&amp;quot; because I want to get a certain attitude from my swimmers. I want them getting across the pool as fast as they can, and not necessarily spending the most energy possible doing it. However, I think it&amp;#39;s mostly an intellectual point, because to a swimmer brain, &amp;quot;fast&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;hard&amp;quot; in a workout mean the same thing. And I think refusing to say &amp;quot;workout&amp;quot; is silly. Again, it&amp;#39;s good to have the attitude that what we are doing is practicing for our races, but the way we do that is by working out!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37172?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:49:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:8b34adea-de09-4bf3-86a4-fddf9880847e</guid><dc:creator>Michael Heather</dc:creator><description>This is a twist on the thread, but it is something that gets my knickers in a bunch. Politically correct swimming terms like &amp;quot;practice&amp;quot; instead  of &amp;quot;workout&amp;quot;, swimming &amp;quot;fast&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;hard&amp;quot;. These and others were dropped on us thinking that we would be less stressed out by the terminology. Practice gives off the feling of yoga in draperies, all light and airy with no sweat or strain. You can practice your golf swing, but don&amp;#39;t workout in the pool, that would be too much like, um, oh, work. And no one  should have to work in our enlightened society, should they?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37010?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:37:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:198b732b-6714-466a-9afd-4f7bec6477b2</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>How&amp;#39;s that?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/37083?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 13:11:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:43325325-0ee2-448c-aa56-7a990e2615fa</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Mr. Moose is a good boy cause he likes to take his vacations in the summer time.....;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36666?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 17:19:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:10706631-736a-4a79-bb8a-fbd2b1b89161</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>LOL!!!  Oh, wow, that&amp;#39;s hilarious!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36950?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:36:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:bf6bd92d-3c10-4403-b66d-f8f1963a3722</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Big Brother Sir....

I was a good boy and didn&amp;#39;t write a thing....I just smiled....&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36890?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:56:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c0c6e2ce-e4be-409e-b4e0-8f2139aab009</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>:D&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36809?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:05:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:f0b6b9d3-2b75-4d35-9f75-956b95fa3590</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>VO2Max shampoo&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36761?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:34:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:dcb5afff-6d5d-49f6-8832-38f25c7f4ed5</guid><dc:creator>aquageek</dc:creator><description>1. Early bloomer
2. V02Max
3. TI (for you gull80)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36364?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:04:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:50ff7184-c2ae-45cb-8bca-2f33cfe0da33</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Jaken....which means loafing.....&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36566?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:08:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:53efe7bd-163d-48f9-9531-add90c835fd2</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Originally posted by Allen Stark 
Newspaper coverage of a High School meet had one swimmer winning the &amp;quot;grueling 400 year freestyle.&amp;quot;  

I think I&amp;#39;ve swum that race a couple of times....  Well, at least it felt like I did....&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36477?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:21:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:3f727069-660e-4c7c-a335-851ed5e3b372</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>LOL!  400 Years?!  That IS long!

When I was manging my high school swim team, I wasn&amp;#39;t familiar with some of the terminology myself.   One memorable time was when I tried to figure out what IM (Individual Medley) stood for and once wrote &amp;quot;400 Independent Medley&amp;quot; on the white board with a Dry Erase marker.  The team and coach didn&amp;#39;t let that one down for weeks.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36289?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:17:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5f9573b5-2293-4bcc-bfb8-73747103cf24</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Apparently a few people out there run news articles on &amp;quot;intermediate medley&amp;quot; :D 

&lt;a href="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&amp;amp;ned=us&amp;amp;q=intermediate+medley&amp;amp;btnG=Search+News"&gt;news.google.com/news&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36620?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:14:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:932d7328-525f-480e-9ac1-51dbb47d7972</guid><dc:creator>Allen Stark</dc:creator><description>During and right after the  Masters  Worlds In Italy you could Google the computer Italian to English translation of the results. There were some great events like the&amp;quot;200M long bathtub frog&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;3000M ditch swim&amp;quot;.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36440?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:14:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:1cb4fc1e-ca31-439e-b39b-64a7a244b2b8</guid><dc:creator>Allen Stark</dc:creator><description>Newspaper coverage of a High School meet had one swimmer winning the &amp;quot;grueling 400 year freestyle.&amp;quot; Now thats a long race&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36013?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:55:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:6026dac4-4a41-448d-920c-cb16ee66f0e5</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>We always thought that &amp;quot;fartleks&amp;quot; (fart licks) in our workouts were the coolest, just because of the name.  (High school boys.  What would you expect?)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36203?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:32:39 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c453cd76-afad-406c-93d1-82d8dae2c936</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Originally posted by Guvnah 
&amp;quot;fartleks&amp;quot; (fart licks)  
You said fart licks. Cool. (Insert Bevis and Butthead laughs here).&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36142?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:16:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:358bce26-98e1-4e94-aa5f-8b57cc106a2e</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>One of our starters called swimmers up for the 200-yard &amp;quot;intermediate melody&amp;quot; once back when.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: What are your favorite swimming jargon terms ?</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/36080?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:02:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:173d9bee-f96c-42dd-8ba5-818c78d79abe</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I&amp;#39;ve seen &amp;quot;intermediate medley&amp;quot; in local newspapers and heard commentators refer to the &amp;quot;IM relay.&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>