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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/3252/somewhat-swimming-related</link><description>Did you see paris hilton&amp;#39;s new Carl&amp;#39;s JR Spicy BBQ burger commercial? 

It&amp;#39;s somewhat swimming related, 
she&amp;#39;s wearing a swim suit and there&amp;#39;s water
you can see it at: 

 http://www.spicyparis.com 

Ande</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34937?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 14:07:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:dc12a60c-ff52-46d2-afc8-0a3c751e6ee7</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Don&amp;#39;t usually watch PTI.  Can&amp;#39;t stand those guys.  In fact, the whole ESPN thing is growing old on me.  When I first watched it, it was all about sports highlites.  But the last 10 years - the last 5 in particular - became more and more about entertainment and self promotion.  I don&amp;#39;t watch it much at all anymore.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/35070?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 06:39:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e465f096-7a32-41c7-82e5-e0c0d2dcecc7</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>It&amp;#39;s not Kornheiser and Wilbon specifically.  It&amp;#39;s just the whole approach of ESPN.  It&amp;#39;s kind of like MTV going away from videos and music.  Just give me sports.  Show repeats of lots of games.  I don&amp;#39;t want original programming from ESPN.

I am probably in the minority though.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34981?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 05:05:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:415ce1e8-8c16-4895-9fc0-2258ba7f9265</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kornheiser &amp;amp; wilbon aare probably two of the best sports writers.  The Washington Post is an excellent sports section.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34809?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 15:34:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5b975179-a2cb-483e-b90d-dc4eb4e74282</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Originally posted by SwiminONandON 
Stewart Smally was great ... My all time favorite SNL skit was when we had Michael Jordan on ... 

This is Michael J, I won&amp;#39;t say his last name so he can remain annonymous.  

Michael, do you ever lie in bed and night and think I&amp;#39;m just not good enough to play in the NBA.

Not really Stewart.

Michael, Da Nile ain&amp;#39;t just a river in Egypt.

Michael look in the mirror and repeat after me, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m good enough, I&amp;#39;m smart enough, and doggoneit people like me.&amp;quot;

That skit ruled ...  

Stewart asked - Michael, do you ever feel like everyone else around you is better than you.... HA.  I remember that skit well.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34754?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 14:34:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:574ebb66-f721-42d1-9179-5ad9aecb7a74</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Stewart Smally was great ... My all time favorite SNL skit was when we had Michael Jordan on ... 

This is Michael J, I won&amp;#39;t say his last name so he can remain annonymous.  

Michael, do you ever lie in bed and night and think I&amp;#39;m just not good enough to play in the NBA.

Not really Stewart.

Michael, Da Nile ain&amp;#39;t just a river in Egypt.

Michael look in the mirror and repeat after me, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m good enough, I&amp;#39;m smart enough, and doggoneit people like me.&amp;quot;

That skit ruled ...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34691?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 09:58:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:9d5db0f8-1a6f-4a07-8c71-842c587b2907</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Originally posted by SwiminONandON 
Who remembers this: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m good enough, I&amp;#39;m strong enough, and doggoneit people like me.&amp;quot;  

SNL....&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34879?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 06:53:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:b4ff0529-afd0-4da2-8ab7-8598b9460b53</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Did anyone watch PTI last night?  Michael Wilbon went ga-ga over the comercial.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/32141?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 15:03:14 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:fe28ecfe-0f39-48e0-9076-d0ba0fc86f6e</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Hey Ande 

You did it!  So many hits by swimmers the website crashed yesterday.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34630?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 12:10:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ce1cc817-21be-4018-a07d-2b60f3aae643</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kyra....we&amp;#39;ll begin with platforms, which are a bit more stable...then move on to spikes.  You&amp;#39;ll do fine...

(now get those shoulders back!) ;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34571?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 11:46:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:effe52df-dbfd-4ca3-9562-48f8ee7ebe59</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>George- my brother&amp;#39;s friend is a boy....and my other friend (also a boy) can do the running man in heels whereas I can barely stand.

I&amp;#39;ll get injured in heels without getting tipsy first.  I tend to fall alot anyway, heels make it worse and when I&amp;#39;m tipsy I can&amp;#39;t even sit in a chair without falling over. (pretend I didnt&amp;#39; just tell you that)  I have almost twisted my ankle multiple times falling off flip-flops. (Kari you have your work cut out for you) 

Thanks for reminding me about no slouching...I&amp;#39;ll have to work on that so I can show so improvement at worlds before I begin serious training.:p

I have no problem with being the designated driver/babysitter. :D&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34483?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:36:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:3a3872bd-cb22-4933-b119-2976689af0eb</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Poolmonkey - I know!!  I&amp;#39;ve been tempted myself to consume a few of those drugs...LOL!  But then I&amp;#39;d be off to the surgeon&amp;#39;s office to have my lips injected....scary....

Sounds like a fun drinking game...!!  But lessons first...with a book...no slouching!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34437?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:33:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:e2acfe8a-1e6d-47eb-8ce9-a24900dfdfcd</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Fishgrrl - 

That sight is hilarious. Sickening too. :eek:  I can&amp;#39;t believe these people do that to themselves. And they think it&amp;#39;s attractive. There&amp;#39;s obviously some serious drug usage going on. You&amp;#39;d have to be whacked out to think that that is attractive.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34382?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:28:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:58f56836-6511-4772-a380-872d12b06479</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Are Seagurl&amp;#39;s lessons with heels before, during, or after the cocktail hours? hahaha We don&amp;#39;t want her to get injured!
Swimmy

Every time she slips, she has to drink. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34298?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:27:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:7846afba-6130-40b2-8048-3353200f058e</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kyra girl...it&amp;#39;s just experience...!  We&amp;#39;re all goddesses in the making.....  (took me a while to get up the courage to blast my feet in heels....till the inner goddess took over....)

Rudy - duck lips look awful!  Check out that website when you have a chance; it&amp;#39;s hilarious.

Seriously though - I am really looking forward to meeting everyone on this board so if you&amp;#39;re going to worlds in &amp;#39;06 let&amp;#39;s make sure we all hook up.  It&amp;#39;s great putting a face with a name and meeting new friends in person.  Parties galore!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34233?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:26:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:04639697-eb4c-4a6f-9b96-4666a0b75b5d</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Originally posted by Seagurl51 
 My 17 yr old brothers best friend can walk in heels better than I can.     
Just wondered is your brothers friend a girl or boy?&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34140?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:22:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2a61d42d-b0f7-4ec3-9d06-45fff6abca2b</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kari you&amp;#39;re my hero.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34089?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:22:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ae085d79-6ffb-47ed-bf39-1af04e6add79</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I like the shopping idea as well as the cocktail hourS idea ...&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/34017?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:22:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2298dcad-e708-4936-803d-92f4cdb9d039</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>I believe in equal opportunity... brunettes, blondes, red heads... whatever floats your boat

But what do people see in collagen or botox? Every time I see an actress that just got her lips done or a botox injection, she looks ridiculous. Sometimes down right scary. I don&amp;#39;t get it.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33960?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:20:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:51bbaef5-4cc7-4e6e-a90b-850a3a1eda98</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Uh...blondie over here...waving hands.....we have fun too - the rumors are true!! ;) 

Great - a Special K shopping trip....this isn&amp;#39;t limited to Special Ks either!  Anyone is welcome.  That and the cocktail hour...or hours....!!

I will teach you to walk in heels with a damn book on your head too!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33914?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:16:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:5bed89a4-b34c-4cfc-9558-a3a12fe28589</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>If you can teach me how to walk in heels, I would worship you forever.  My 17 yr old brothers best friend can walk in heels better than I can.  I forsee a shopping spree at worlds!

Agreed brunettes are the best!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33850?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:15:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:b9d80ab0-7331-43ef-aad3-f932eab1fb29</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Who remembers this: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m good enough, I&amp;#39;m strong enough, and doggoneit people like me.&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33790?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:13:31 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:25980582-66a5-4005-9d30-9175d01eafff</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Lindsay Lohan looks disgusting as of late, very emaciated and that is NOT a good look ...  the blond is terrible.  She looks better with a little meat on her bones (really who doesn&amp;#39;t) and as a red head... of course brunettes have the most fun!  ;)

Kyra, let that goddess out!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33723?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:11:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:636d329c-edf3-4a77-a2f1-f892f692519e</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kyra...we will begin by finding you the highest heels possible and I will teach you how to walk in them!

That inner goddess is just waiting to come out.....;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33653?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:08:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d5fcc9e2-6514-4dfa-8ab6-859189e972d5</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>She also got her lips injected - check her out on www.awfulplasticsurgery.com&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: somewhat swimming related</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/33593?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:07:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:93ca9b27-103b-45c2-8288-46009c71ca0c</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>Kari you can be my personal image consultant.  I need some help bringing my inner goddess out into the open!;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>