Missing Ion

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:07:59 GMT

Well, I miss him and so does Mr. Moose & Ralph.....

RE: Missing Ion

swimr4life — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 12:08:48 GMT

I'm not sure he's really banned. I think it is his choice. Please let this thread wade away!;)

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 11:43:57 GMT

Originally posted by swimr4life I'm not sure he's really banned. I think it is his choice. Please let this thread wade away!;) You are both correct. He was banned officially but now stays away on his own.

RE: Missing Ion

pmbchill — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 09:04:06 GMT

Banned for what?

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2004 16:01:35 GMT

he was banned for a period of time and I think has continued staying away on his own.

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Fri, 21 May 2004 07:28:26 GMT

Hey Ion, Ralph, Mr. Moose & I want you to come back...

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Thu, 20 May 2004 09:05:35 GMT

yea where did ion get to?although oppinionated i got on with him fine...

RE: Missing Ion

swimr4life — Wed, 19 May 2004 12:24:24 GMT

Leonard, you are a very, very wise man!;)

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Tue, 18 May 2004 11:09:05 GMT

Originally posted by tjburk Leonard...don't fight it!!!! Enjoy the voices!!! They're your friends! Just don't listen to them when they talk about going naked at the pool!!! I found out first hand, that no one else that day heard them! Cops didn't think it was funny either!:D The only time I worry about the voices is when they conflict with my marching orders from She Who Must Be Obeyed, the Ukrainian She-Devil. I am more interested in finding out "Kenneth, what's the frequency?" -LBJ

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:16 GMT

Originally posted by Leonard Jansen (Crawling under desk and getting into fetal position) Make it stop. Please make it stop. -LBJ Don't worry, Mr. Moose is a very nice Moose, he'll keep them from hurting you. Naw, naw, come out and play with the rest of us. It'll all be okay!

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 15:34:10 GMT

Done...

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 15:23:15 GMT

Originally posted by Tom Ellison Oh no, it’s not crowded at all….Gosh, there is room for many more of us in here…Folks like Hubby Cow, Mrs. Magillacutty and Iron Head Harold are in here to…. (Crawling under desk and getting into fetal position) Make it stop. Please make it stop. -LBJ

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 13:45:41 GMT

Originally posted by tjburk Y'all been peeking in my winder? I've heard of a peeping TOM, but never a peeping DOC!:D Must have been the day I swam with the Polar Bear Club!!!! Otherwise....of course....you would have been impressed:D Hmmmmm.... You may have uncovered the only good arguement for a very warm pool!:D

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 13:25:30 GMT

Oh no, it’s not crowded at all….Gosh, there is room for many more of us in here…Folks like Hubby Cow, Mrs. Magillacutty and Iron Head Harold are in here to….

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 13:21:17 GMT

Sounds crowded in there!:)

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 13:19:35 GMT

Maybe he's an organist. Hopefully not. No money in it. :p

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 13:03:22 GMT

Sounds like Ralph could have been a member of the "Ogdenetzel Wialea Blues Ensemble Mondo Presario Band" Does he play any instruments? :D

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 12:49:59 GMT

In reality, (pun) there is an entire cast of characters in there that have never introduced themselves to the USMS discussion forum. Most notably, Mr. Moose, Wilber the Moose and Elmer Gulespie. Ralph and this merry cast of characters ride around America in Elmer’s 1968 VW Camper transporting their off the wall humor to children and swimmers everywhere. Mr. Moose, Wilber the Moose, Elmer and Ralph bring joy and laughter everywhere they travel. Perhaps I can coax them to introduce themselves to our family of USMS posters….. For all to enjoy. …. Mr. Moose is a nice Moose….Wilber the Moose has serious Moose breath, Elmer whittles wooden Stroke & Turn Judges and Ralph, well….Ralph is Ralph…Is not, he is you…is not, is to, not, to…

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 12:33:02 GMT

Y'all been peeking in my winder? I've heard of a peeping TOM, but never a peeping DOC!:D Must have been the day I swam with the Polar Bear Club!!!! Otherwise....of course....you would have been impressed:D

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 09:05:12 GMT

My point to a tee.....:D

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 08:49:26 GMT

Originally posted by Tom Ellison Tracy: I bet the girls thought it was very funny.... Well they did glance down and laugh uncontrollably :p

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 08:44:36 GMT

Tracy: I bet the girls thought it was very funny....

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Mon, 17 May 2004 08:23:33 GMT

Leonard...don't fight it!!!! Enjoy the voices!!! They're your friends! Just don't listen to them when they talk about going naked at the pool!!! I found out first hand, that no one else that day heard them! Cops didn't think it was funny either!:D

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Sun, 16 May 2004 10:54:01 GMT

Originally posted by Mark in MD NEXT! Maybe Ralph should go first. Ralph can't come out right now, he's over in the corner playing with Mr. Moose.

RE: Missing Ion

Former Member — Sun, 16 May 2004 10:52:52 GMT

Hi O'Doggie ;) I met Mr. Moose, and he is a very nice Moose.