Swimming jokes

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Former Member — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 12:10:59 GMT

Not exactly a swimming joke but many swimmers might appreciate: I'm not racist I love all races. Except Marathons. **** running.

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Former Member — Wed, 26 Aug 2015 14:13:50 GMT

Oh I will text her that one after school/before practice today.

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sunruh — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 10:19:45 GMT

just had this one come up at practice this morning: what is a pirates favorite distance? YARRRRRds

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Former Member — Mon, 27 Jul 2015 05:16:22 GMT

Picked her up from Bolles on Saturday! She didn't want to leave, but last week was the last session. Thanks everyone, she enjoyed the jokes! No reason to stop posting cute jokes. Keep them coming for all of us to enjoy!

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m2tall2 — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 10:56:37 GMT

Found this on akmswim.org: What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer? Hydrogens

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m2tall2 — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 08:57:48 GMT

These are too cute! I only have a sorta swimming related one. From a book my kid has been reading about Dolphins: What do Dolphins have that no other mammals have? Baby Dolphins.

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Bill Sive — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 07:29:46 GMT

Why can male elephants swim any time they want? Because they always have their trunks on them.

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Former Member — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 15:20:02 GMT

Thanks everyone! I've been sending these. She loves them!

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Former Member — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 12:55:05 GMT

Why did the teacher jump in the pool? She wanted to test the water.

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Former Member — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 12:53:34 GMT

So today a man knocked on my door saying he was collecting for the local swimming pool, so I gave him 2 buckets of water

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smontanaro — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 12:02:17 GMT

Is she sending jokes back to you? Any good ones?

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Bill Sive — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 11:45:47 GMT

What kind of stroke can you use on toast? BUTTER-fly!

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TRYM_Swimmer — Tue, 14 Jul 2015 01:34:02 GMT

Back when I was a kid, there were a bunch of rather bizarre Mommy, Mommy jokes, such as: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to go to Europe! Shut up and keep swimming!

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Bill Sive — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 02:08:21 GMT

Little boy to mother: Mummy, can I go swimming? Mother: Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip-tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks. Little boy: But Daddy’s gone swimming! Mother: I know, but he has excellent life insurance.

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Bill Sive — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 12:11:06 GMT

BBC commentators: "The British swimming team train together in Bath". Now I'm no swimming expert, but if they trained in a swimming pool like everyone else, they might win a medal.

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Bill Sive — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 01:18:36 GMT

Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming? Because they take too long to change!

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Bill Sive — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 02:31:05 GMT

Why did the vegetarians stop swimming? They didn't like meets!

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sunruh — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 01:10:10 GMT

did you hear about the sprinter that did an entire workout? no, me either! omg i kill myself!!!

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Former Member — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 11:02:39 GMT

How do swimmers clean themselves? They wash up on shore.

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Former Member — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 10:54:24 GMT

Why did the blonde swim backstroke? She just ate lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach Thank you for the jokes. ANY MORE?

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Bill Sive — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 07:37:39 GMT

Did you hear about the slow swimmer? He could only do the crawl.

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CraigH — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 07:16:01 GMT

Two swimmers are far from shore when they see a shark's fin. One guy starts adjusting his goggles. His friend says "What are you doing. You'll never swim faster than a shark." He replies "I don't have to swim faster than the shark. I just have to swim faster than you!"

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Bill Sive — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 02:13:07 GMT

A child is in the process of drowning. "Help! I need a lifesaver! I'm gonna drown!" hollered the child. The blonde lifeguard came up to the child and asked, "Sure, what flavor?"