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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://community.usms.org/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/swimming/f/general/1182/you-know-you-are-a-swimmer-when</link><description>Just thought I would start a thread which didn&amp;#39;t have deep philosophical overtones so that we all can have fun with the new forum software. Based upon personal experience, I will start a list of “You know you are a swimmer when …” with the following:</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8449?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 09:27:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:55d2f083-beb1-48b3-8273-5d0156637755</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You might be a swimmer if..

You thought the women&amp;#39;s low-cut practice suits were sexier than a bikini. (well guys anyways)
You&amp;#39;ve ever smelled chlorine and missed swimming.
You&amp;#39;ve ever smelled chlorine and gone down memory lane.
You hear the words taper and are excited.
You would rather watch swimming than the other sports when the Olymipics come on.
You know who Mark Spitz is.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8402?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:36:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:4427f9df-39cd-4af4-8ccb-23cc1acdbdd8</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You know you are a swimmer when you get a job that will allow you to have free access to the pool, and be able to do you workouts and get paid for it at the same time. 
 
You know you are a swimmer when you try to help anyone you see who has a technique flaw by explaining what they are doing, how it affects the stroke, they way it should be done and when you explain why and then they get it, they get very excited and thank you. You know you are a swimmer when you get a rush out of helping someone elses swimming.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8439?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:54:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:370d2cf6-bd0c-4f65-8f14-eb5c145ac7b9</guid><dc:creator>orca1946</dc:creator><description>When the Christmas:carolers: list has swim toys on it at the top!:applaud:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8431?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:52:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:002b27dd-580a-4938-ad87-85d3ea92e19b</guid><dc:creator>ViveBene</dc:creator><description>you pay $20 bucks to swim out of town. outside in 50 degree weather with fog
That sounds neat! Except paying for it, but better than not.
:)
 
You go to B.C. hot springs (Radium Springs) and start stroking.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8381?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:51:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:35b1364f-4a38-4a09-b0cf-43886cca90fc</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You know you are a swimmer when you will only date other swimmers ;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8373?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:01:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2d94cb31-e58c-4f18-9f1b-53a5e2f47185</guid><dc:creator>jswim</dc:creator><description>&amp;quot;You announce to your family that you are going to do some stroke and turn work and the teens in the room laugh hilariously.  It takes you a few moments to figure out why they might react in that way ...  :afraid:&amp;quot;
LOL!!:lmao:

You know you&amp;#39;re a swimmer when the majority of your toiletries end up in your swim bag.  ;)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8364?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:04:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:ecea40ab-9bea-4aa3-9149-9ba0d001ef68</guid><dc:creator>rxleakem</dc:creator><description>You announce to your family that you are going to do some stroke and turn work and the teens in the room laugh hilariously.  It takes you a few moments to figure out why they might react in that way ...  :afraid:

Related: Lots of laughs and threats of divorce when you legitimately think about naming your blog &amp;quot;Stroking in Vermont.&amp;quot;   You settle for your wife&amp;#39;s suggestion of &amp;quot;Floundering in Vermont.&amp;quot;

:dunno:  All this grief because you want to try the dreaded 400 IM. :badday:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8354?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 07:40:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:1a7fb1af-92a5-4f38-99e5-c24d81f434f3</guid><dc:creator>swimcat</dc:creator><description>you pay $20 bucks to swim out of town. outside in 50 degree weather with fog&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8314?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 08:42:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:d4b9a74f-364d-4527-9cd4-8f44afb17944</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You&amp;#39;re trying to convince your wife and kids how really cool people like to spend their summer vacation in Omaha.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8343?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:42:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c0ca9619-66db-4e10-bf5e-67bcd9de3f49</guid><dc:creator>Elaine Krugman</dc:creator><description>You&amp;#39;re trying to convince your wife and kids how really cool people like to spend their summer vacation in Omaha.
 
:lmao:Good luck, Patrick! I couldn&amp;#39;t convince my husband of that... Oh well, I shouldn&amp;#39;t complain; I convinced him for Mesa and Greensboro! :D We we&amp;#39;re lucky Georgia Tech was right in our backyard and Auburn was so close! :banana:

Happy holidays to you and my other GAJA teammates!
:carolers:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8269?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:11:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a25462f3-ea06-45ac-a026-3348576bf503</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>When you dream :bed:of doing faster sets than you can really do!!!!!!

Always a good dream&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8305?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:43:19 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:2ff108af-d354-4731-8c3a-8d5f16c055d6</guid><dc:creator>Rykno</dc:creator><description>you swim more on new years day than the average person does all year.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8293?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 06:02:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:81751b38-c5d1-4c46-a931-4d8f4ba97d35</guid><dc:creator>jethro</dc:creator><description>you find out where you&amp;#39;re getting transferred for work, and before you look at houses or schools when checking out the area, you look for places to swim.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8258?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:40:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:838c217e-70cb-48cc-8691-d44c85ebaefd</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You love reading this thread. 

And when you are home for the holidays but drive 45minutes one way to practice several times during the week.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8234?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:02:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:c35670d7-bdda-4488-be43-54e6cb30b23d</guid><dc:creator>AnnG</dc:creator><description>You know you are a swimmer when...

...you have 64 swimming-related t-shirts in your closet (seriously--I just counted).

--Anna Lea

Anna you should make a couple of tee shirt quilts - I have two that I wrap up in at swim meets, they are warm even when they get damp. That way you can still see and enjoy the shirts and they aren&amp;#39;t taking up space in your drawers or closet.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8252?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 07:17:37 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:dbbc2423-f20f-4fde-8ec3-89bf87155dac</guid><dc:creator>orca1946</dc:creator><description>When you dream :bed:of doing faster sets than you can really do!!!!!!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8242?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 06:57:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:750e90f0-37bb-4543-9d72-773016d4b7b5</guid><dc:creator>jswim</dc:creator><description>Anna you should make a couple of tee shirt quilts - I have two that I wrap up in at swim meets, they are warm even when they get damp. That way you can still see and enjoy the shirts and they aren&amp;#39;t taking up space in your drawers or closet.

oooh, that&amp;#39;s a really good idea! I don&amp;#39;t actually have a bunch of swimming-related t-shirts, but I still love the idea!&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8212?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:29:44 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:1c0a9312-99cd-446f-87dd-f826be14f5c7</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>In the truest sense, when you can swim as easily as you can walk, not having to think and feel each individual stroke. 

When people ask you why you have no leg hair, or why it looks so weird, because it takes a couple months to grow back. 

When you radiate the smell of chlorine. 

When your hair is destroyed form spending 2-3 hours a day, 6 days a week in chlorinated water. 

When your friends ask you if you&amp;#39;re high because you have bloodshot eyes from the chlorine.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8197?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:29:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:dc7efea7-c6d5-4c1e-8601-2e258f6a4522</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You realize theres no other pool open close by so you go to the local gym&amp;#39;s pool with strange debris of bugs and hair, toilet paper scurrying on the bottom, the water a shade of green, and a Sasquatch looking guy getting out of the pool asking, &amp;quot;You&amp;#39;re not gonna swim in that are you?&amp;quot; And you say, &amp;quot;F:censor: yah!&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8180?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:39:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:1d05efa7-af25-47d6-a8ec-0a4d8cdb0ee1</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>when you pay good money to have a great haircut and style--and you are lookin&amp;#39; good-----and you immediately go and cram the hair up into your swim cap and swim.

when your husband says that your signature scent is sunscreen and chlorine.

:D&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8165?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:37:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:fa60d774-2c92-4543-b406-0e408956a1ba</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>When your body doesn&amp;#39;t function properly because you&amp;#39;ve been out of the water for too long&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8155?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:46:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:a46f95c5-27aa-405a-87b6-5a377bf1b861</guid><dc:creator>__steve__</dc:creator><description>...even though there&amp;#39;s a gunman on the loose on the campus where you swim, you (and all of your teammates) complete your workout anyway.
 
&lt;a href="http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011"&gt;www.myfoxphoenix.com/.../possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011&lt;/a&gt;
 
We&amp;#39;re either crazy or really dedicated (probably both). :)
I recall another crime related swim post recently, here it is: U.S. Masters Swimming Discussion Forums - View Single Post -  Swim Rant
but the pool was actually closed.  Safer to dodge bullets I quess&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8143?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:46:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:425cc41d-2d69-4bd6-86d1-f011f94eff49</guid><dc:creator>Elaine Krugman</dc:creator><description>...even though there&amp;#39;s a gunman on the loose on the campus where you swim, you (and all of your teammates) complete your workout anyway.
 
&lt;a href="http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011"&gt;www.myfoxphoenix.com/.../possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011&lt;/a&gt;
 
We&amp;#39;re either crazy or really dedicated (probably both). :)
 
:afraid: How horrible, Deb!  I&amp;#39;m glad you are ok! :agree:&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8135?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:22:53 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:95e4fc61-fe9d-4eab-a780-784c98c66e4c</guid><dc:creator>debaru</dc:creator><description>...even though there&amp;#39;s a gunman on the loose on the campus where you swim, you (and all of your teammates) complete your workout anyway.

&lt;a href="http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011"&gt;www.myfoxphoenix.com/.../possible-gunman-on-asu-campus-12-12-2011&lt;/a&gt;

We&amp;#39;re either crazy or really dedicated (probably both). :)&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>RE: You know you are a swimmer when ...</title><link>https://community.usms.org/thread/8115?ContentTypeID=1</link><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 15:42:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">3187ac58-ba85-4314-b79a-c45cd885e09a:76bad854-da97-4eb8-9d52-0dff2600c7c3</guid><dc:creator>Former Member</dc:creator><description>You know you are a swimmer when some one walks up to you in a shopping mal and says are you George Park - &amp;quot; I didn&amp;#39;t recognize you with your clothes on.&amp;quot;

I get &amp;quot;Oh!  You&amp;#39;re pretty?&amp;quot;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>